// one login, total control

Retire the patchwork.

Stop stitching together an uptime checker, cert expiry emails, a cron pinger and a spreadsheet of ports. Everything your stack needs ships in one subscription.

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Uptime monitoring

HTTP/HTTPS checks with response-time tracking and a confirmation recheck before any alert fires. Know the instant anything you run stops answering.

missed → alert fired

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SSL certificate watch

Automatic scans of every endpoint with escalating warnings long before a cert can lapse.

dashboard.acme.dev
warns at 30d · 14d · 7d · 1d

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Cron heartbeats

Your jobs ping us when they run. Silence means something broke — and you're the first to know, not your customers.

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Port monitoring

Raw TCP and UDP probes for SSH, SMTP, databases, game servers — anything that listens, we can watch.

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Stream monitoring

HLS, DASH and MP4 liveness checks that catch what HTTP checks can't — a frozen live stream still serving its playlist with a straight face.

GET /live/master.m3u8 · 200

✓ playlist advancing · seq +3

1080p · 6.2 Mbps · 5 renditions

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Stripe webhook replay

Receive, inspect and verify webhook signatures, then replay them straight into your dev environment.

POST /hooks/stripe

✓ signature verified · 200

invoice.paid → replayed to localhost:3000

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Alerts where you look

Email, SMS, Slack, Discord, or generic webhooks into PagerDuty, Opsgenie, or your own pipeline.

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Public status pages

Branded pages for your users with custom colours, light or dark theme, and optional password protection. Live in seconds.

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Process & Docker checks

Watch named processes and Docker containers through the agent — and see whether a container is paused, exited or dead, not just "not running".

// reach your private network

See what the cloud
checkers can't.

Internal APIs, private databases, background workers and containers behind your firewall. A tiny Go agent runs inside your network and reports out over HTTPS — no inbound rules, no root, no drama.

one-line install, zero inbound firewall rules
runs as your regular user, never root
up to five agents, each with its own alert channels

Read the install guide →

vps-fra-01 — zsh

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// signal beacon

Alerts land where you actually look.

A monitor nobody hears is just a log file. Route every incident to the channels your phone already buzzes for.

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instant

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SMS

instant

Slack

incoming webhooks

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Discord

webhooks

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Webhook

PagerDuty · Opsgenie · custom

// early access pricing

The cost of a pint.

Everything you need, nothing you don't. One plan, one price.

Observare Pro

£5/ month

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7-day free trial · no card required · cancel anytime

Uptime monitoring (HTTP/HTTPS)
SSL certificate monitoring
Port monitoring (TCP & UDP)
Cron heartbeat monitoring
Stream monitoring (HLS, DASH, MP4)
Linux agent for private networks
Process & Docker container checks
Stripe webhook logging & replay
Email, SMS, Slack & Discord alerts
Generic webhook alert channels
Public status pages, custom branding
90-day check history
Support within 24 hours

Start your free trial

fair usage applies · billed monthly